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682 daily takes. The hot opinions, the bits, the viral moments.
SHORT 1:59 Normalize eating on the subway
SHORT 1:49 Society massively undervalues ugliness. (📍London)
SHORT 2:06 Utensils are blocking your blessings
SHORT 2:05 There's too much art and there are too many artists
SHORT 1:55 You should use ChatGPT instead of your doctor
SHORT 1:46 Old ethnic women need to understand the words on the shirts they buy before they buy them
SHORT 1:48 We need to introduce height zones at concerts. (London)
SHORT 1:57 We need to filter people who are able to move to NYC via a test
SHORT 1:58 Cat owners are weird . (London)
SHORT 2:02 There's two kinds of people, cool & uncool, & uncool people are evil
SHORT 1:50 Your landlord should be legally required to say "thank you" when you pay rent
SHORT 1:46 We should get rid of the reclining button on airplane seats
SHORT 1:51 Not enough people know how to do magic tricks . (📍London)
SHORT 2:57 I should be the next James Bond . (London)
SHORT 2:20 New York City breakfast scene is mid
SHORT 1:58 The algorithm knows your kids better than you . Feat @ProtonPrivacy
SHORT 1:49 Men who want to be DJs should have to go to trade school first
SHORT 2:13 You should constantly be reinventing yourself.
SHORT 1:40 I'm kind of cool with Gulf of America as a name
SHORT 1:58 Don’t peel my boiled eggs for me. Feat: Barry Keoghan
SHORT 1:51 There should be a kids section on flights
SHORT 2:01 If you have Botox or filler, I don't wanna see you in a period piece
SHORT 2:01 Posting your kids publicly online is the same as leaving them at a gas station
SHORT 2:00 I feel like the Make-A-Wish kids are getting finessed a little bit
SHORT 1:57 Ghosts don't exist
SHORT 1:36 Iron Maiden is the best band in the world
SHORT 1:44 Being chill is cool, being nonchalant is lame. Be chill guy this summer with @SharkHome ChillPill™
SHORT 2:02 Live football games are better enjoyed from your sofa than the stadium. Ft. Sagar Radia
SHORT 1:51 If you blast your phone audio on the train, you should be fined
SHORT 1:41 Clean up our toxic sites before building houses and schools on them
SHORT 2:02 Tupac is the greatest rapper of all time. @larussellGC
SHORT 1:48 Subway dancers should be employed by the MTA. Ft. Olivia Carter
SHORT 1:57 We should teach self-defense in schools instead of math
SHORT 1:38 Red delicious apples are actually disgusting. Ft. Sterling K. Brown
SHORT 1:39 Put Madam C.J. Walker on the $20 bill not Harriet Tubman
SHORT 2:07 For every $1,000 that you spend, you should be slapped in the face
SHORT 2:01 We can't try and get rid of the royal family. Ft. Sophie Ducker
SHORT 1:57 Every single job is a creative job. @AaronCh3n
SHORT 1:41 Adults should support teens in the arts. Ft. @AFHBoston
SHORT 1:50 If you’re a white guy that likes dating Asian women, you don't gotta do that anymore
SHORT 1:52 if Jesus came back right now, they would try to make him debate 25 Nazis on Jubilee
SHORT 2:01 You should only be allowed to have a dog in New York City if you're gay
SHORT 1:57 Ramy Youssef — I don't think you can get out of the friendzone. Ft. Ramy Shafi
SHORT 1:50 More men should wear lip gloss. Ft. Amelia Grey
SHORT 1:54 We think that concerts are just a little too loud. @Raybullband
SHORT 2:11 More men should listen to romance titles. @audible @KierraLewis
SHORT 2:04 If you know you come from a crazy family, normalize not having to introduce your partners to them
SHORT 2:12 I'm having a panic attack. Ft. Veronika Slowikowska
SHORT 1:54 Myhala Herrold — I think we need to bring back booing. Ft. Myhala
SHORT 1:58 Old dudes who date younger women should have to act their girlfriend's age. @s@salmazaky
SHORT 1:33 People should not be allowed to comment on videos unless they've watched the entire thing
SHORT 2:09 All entertainment tickets should be on a sliding scale. Ft. Coryn Rose
SHORT 2:07 They should have a tourism lane on the sidewalk like the street has a bike lane. ft. Derek Gaines
SHORT 1:56 Cherian Dabis — If the U.S. is bombing your homeland, you shouldn't have to pay taxes. Ft Cherien Dabis
SHORT 1:58 You gotta curse out anyone that wrongs you
SHORT 2:11 We need to change the attitudes that we have about parking spots. Ft. Adam Pally
SHORT 2:32 Cats are better than dogs. @I@IanFidanceComedynyc
SHORT 2:01 If you're a born and raised New Yorker, you should get special perks
SHORT 1:57 We need to normalize adults taking more naps every day. @w@watchingnewyork
SHORT 1:31 Companies Should allocate two days a month for women to have period leave
SHORT 1:57 The best advice is don't listen to advice, just figure it out for yourself. @a@americanbaron
SHORT 1:55 Summer is the worst season. @AlexandraRobinson
SHORT 1:59 All sauce should come on the side. @M@Marcello
SHORT 2:17 We need a birth control for men and people who produce sperm
SHORT 1:50 As a society, we need to put an end to the use of balloons
SHORT 2:11 Ronnie Chieng — No one is in control of their own thoughts. Ft. Ronnie & Sophie
SHORT 1:58 Scarr Pimentel — The restaurant industry in New York is mid and super overrated. Ft. Scarr Pimental
SHORT 2:01 I like that our phones are listening to us. Ft Caroline Montesquieu
SHORT 2:11 If you're stagnant in your life, you have two choices, you can either change or die
SHORT 1:51 If you have a cough, just call in sick
SHORT 1:56 We need a reality TV show that follows deadbeat dads. @T@TalibBabb
SHORT 1:53 Mario Lopez — Stop asking people"How are you?" because nobody gives a f***. Ft. Marito Lopez
SHORT 1:35 When people who have destination weddings get divorced they should reimburse
SHORT 1:55 New York fitness culture is a scam. @onikacomedy
SHORT 1:45 Kids and dogs should not be allowed at the pub
SHORT 2:20 If I was an athlete, I would wanna be able to opt out of being bet on. Ft. Neko White
SHORT 1:40 No more celebrities. @J@JenBristerComedy
SHORT 2:04 Our phones should never, ever make this sound
SHORT 1:28 The discourse in the USA concerning landlords, I would certainly describe as rather Neolithic
SHORT 1:55 People should say "I love you" more
SHORT 2:23 Reading is overrated
SHORT 1:43 If you are in a relationship, stay out of restaurants
SHORT 1:56 People who say that London is a no go zone either don't live there or are just straight up racist
SHORT 1:29 Bring back video rental stores
SHORT 1:45 We should pave over cobblestone globally
SHORT 2:03 Hot takes are ruining civilization
SHORT 1:53 America has become a monotone hellscape
SHORT 1:35 I think biracial people need to lock in
SHORT 2:08 All Dating Advice Should Be Taken as an Ibuprofen. Grab Your Heattech @uniqlousa
SHORT 1:30 London is the best city in the world. Ft Sadiq Khan Mayor of London
SHORT 2:42 Niger needs to change its name, you can't be one G away from the N word. Ft. Eric Andre
SHORT 1:51 We need to stop beautiful people from dominating the entertainment industry
SHORT 2:13 Celebrities need to stop doing commercials. Ft. Alia Shawkat
SHORT 2:12 I think they should close down all gyms where people work out. @LouisTheroux
SHORT 1:58 Straight people have terrible taste in gay people
SHORT 2:04 Either invite me for dinner or don't, but p*** your potluck. Ft. Robby Hoffman
SHORT 1:47 The music coming out of the UK right now is the best in the world
SHORT 1:33 Forget celebrities, sports stars, politicians, you should hype your friends
SHORT 1:28 We're in the worst era of wealthy people
SHORT 1:30 We should ban no show socks
SHORT 2:06 We should have one trailer before a film
SHORT 0:53 Any food that's served hot should never be served cold. Ft. Todd Barry
SHORT 1:43 I don't think we really take in or deep how insane animals are
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SHORT 1:36 I don't think Hollywood should make any black movies
SHORT 2:19 Boomers should not be told when content is Al. Ft. Ola Labib
SHORT 2:42 We need to be talking about dinosaurs way more. @J@JackCoyne
SHORT 1:55 Bath mats are disgusting
SHORT 1:45 London is objectively a better city than New York
SHORT 2:08 The key to getting women is how you smell! Chabuddy G.📍London
SHORT 1:47 Gambling's okay as long as you keep winning
SHORT 1:35 Batman's a d*ckhead. @I@IDLESBANDbatman
SHORT 1:45 American food is the best food.@J@JoeyHamburgerfood
SHORT 2:16 It's our duty to tell our annoying friends they're annoying. Ft. Sydnee Washington
SHORT 1:45 The greatest privilege is to have emotionally supportive parents
SHORT 1:58 We need a salary cap in Hollywood to make the film industry sustainable for crew members
SHORT 1:55 Nature is boring. @J@JeffOSealnature
SHORT 2:19 If you plug your ears when a siren passes, you're a big baby. Ft. Milo
SHORT 2:02 Rosalía — Listening to music low gives you bad luck. @rosalia
SHORT 1:56 Eggs do not need seasoning. @A@AminahImani
SHORT 1:41 Nobody actually wants to take a "silly" photo. @C@ColinandSamir
SHORT 1:44 I think men should touch each other more. @T@TilekAllBetternyc
SHORT 1:52 Everyone should get addicted to something at least once
SHORT 2:11 Drake — As a half black, half white person, I think we all need a break from biracials
SHORT 2:03 No coffee shop should have only one bathroom
SHORT 2:08 There are too many handshake options. @ColinandSamir
SHORT 1:31 There are not enough DJs in the world
SHORT 2:02 Women should stop wearing bras
SHORT 1:47 In person shopping is better than online shopping. Ft Ellie Keller and @kohls
SHORT 2:11 They're loading planes improperly, they should load it from back to front. Ft Woody Harrelson
SHORT 1:50 I don't think we should build any new casinos in New York City
SHORT 2:03 Gay people make better parents than straight people
SHORT 1:58 We need to start talking about how we're gonna get off Instagram and Meta. Ft. Maddy Kelly
SHORT 2:08 No emojis covering kids faces on social media
SHORT 2:04 Close your window shade on midday flights. Feat Mo Amer
SHORT 2:15 Men should have to take government mandated yearly dance classes
SHORT 1:48 Spike Lee Says Stop Doing This
SHORT 2:07 Not hurting people's feelings should not be the basis for morality
SHORT 1:58 Kids don’t give your life meaning, but to other people they give your life meaning
SHORT 2:31 We need to destroy the data centers and start over from a pre internet era. @MarcRebillet
SHORT 2:19 Marathons are overrated. @brooksrunning
SHORT 2:13 Just because you're broken up doesn't mean it's over
SHORT 2:11 Parents have a favorite kid
SHORT 1:55 We know too many people. @alisoneroman
SHORT 1:48 Take the sticker off your hat. Advice of an Icon feat. Spike Lee and @timberland
SHORT 1:49 Say yes 90% of the time
SHORT 1:54 I don't think men should be gynecologists
SHORT 2:03 I think we should bring back MySpace top eight
SHORT 1:39 Music beefs, they're wonderful things and they should be encouraged
SHORT 2:01 Everyone on earth has to be poor for 5 years
SHORT 2:07 It's not weird to like people's old photos. @xfinity
SHORT 1:57 All straight men, not only do they love drag, but they do their own versions of it
SHORT 2:01 We should blow up our lives more
SHORT 2:09 The United States should bring back the conscription, but for restaurant jobs
SHORT 2:01 Trader Joe's is a horrible grocery store, and we should stop hyping it
SHORT 1:34 Sox should only be a nighttime activity. Feat Lukas Gage
SHORT 2:03 We should gossip more
SHORT 2:00 Every podcast is better at 2.0 speed! Feat Ira Glass and Apple Podcasts
SHORT 2:13 Jason Bateman — Dogs should have to wear shoes. Feat Jason Batemen (Full Video below!)
SHORT 1:53 Baking is easy
SHORT 2:07 There's too much pizza in New York City
SHORT 2:01 The future is disabled
SHORT 1:32 Cilantro tastes like soap, and that's why it's good
SHORT 1:58 To truly love New York, you must hate New York
SHORT 1:54 You should only read reviews after you have experienced the thing
SHORT 2:05 There is no such thing as your favorite Beatle. Feat Ethan Hawke
SHORT 2:16 Women need to use men more
SHORT 1:42 You shouldn't be turning on subtitles when you're watching movies
SHORT 2:07 We should bring back arranged marriages
SHORT 1:50 If you need a stylist, then you're not stylish
SHORT 1:35 Stop being mad at people who cut the line and do it yourself
SHORT 1:52 Everyone should have to put their s_x tape in their dating profile
SHORT 1:56 Bathroom stalls should not swing inward. Feat @annamlaughs
SHORT 2:12 We need $500,000 for 2% of our egg eatery
SHORT 1:46 "Life is short" is a completely unhelpful piece of advice
SHORT 2:12 Go swimming naked or not at all
SHORT 1:57 The New York Knicks should never win a championship
SHORT 2:17 I don't think that shoes are designed to fit your feet
SHORT 1:58 Love and hating someone is pretty much the same thing
SHORT 2:00 Stop using Al to fix your relationship
SHORT 1:25 If you go to a rock show, you gotta rock out
SHORT 2:19 Social media should have business hours
SHORT 1:54 Politicians should have to retire when they turn 70
SHORT 1:46 Bring back eye f***ing. Feat Danielle Perez
SHORT 1:57 There should be a Money back guarantee on watermelons
SHORT 1:40 Before you decide to get married, break up at least once. @Middlebrowpod
SHORT 2:06 You don't need school after eighth grade
SHORT 1:44 Madame Tussaud's should be niche, local celebrities
SHORT 2:09 People need to have less cake at their birthday party. Feat Amanda Maryanna Gordon
SHORT 1:53 Peeing on any phone call should be socially acceptable
SHORT 2:32 I don't think people are actually religious. @jordanjensenlolstop
SHORT 1:12 Do you have motion?
SHORT 2:08 We have over therapized ourselves as a society
SHORT 1:20 There is no they without a we
SHORT 1:41 We should let horses go
SHORT 1:58 Emojis are the best invention of the 21st century
SHORT 2:20 The only thing people are truly loyal to are sports teams. Feat @OmarESPN
SHORT 1:47 Episode 482: People are training way too hard
SHORT 2:44 Episode 481: Every menushould be one page
SHORT 1:40 I still think it's good for you to party for 72 hours
SHORT 1:38 Bluetooth does not work. Feat Zoe Kravitz
SHORT 1:49 It's actually good for you to party for 72 hours
SHORT 1:54 Episode 477: No dogs on the subway
SHORT 1:49 Episode 476: It's only a bodega if it's owned and operated by a Puerto Rican or Dominican
SHORT 1:49 Sometimes a baddie will look just like her dad, and that's okay
SHORT 2:00 There should be one day a week where only women are allowed in Guitar Centers
SHORT 2:24 Brunch is kind cool. Feat ESPN's @stephenasmithspeaks
SHORT 1:51 Any dinner reservation or plan after 8pm is way too late
SHORT 0:40 Full episode now on YouTube
SHORT 1:59 I think we shouldnormalize adult diapers. Feat Eddie Huang
SHORT 1:48 If you're my employer, just be mean to me
SHORT 2:17 We need to stop having all election and elect leaders through a random lottery. Feat Riz Ahmed
SHORT 1:44 Every American should have to spend about a year in an active war zone
SHORT 2:46 The Healthcare System Is Scamming You
SHORT 1:43 I don't think it's fair that I've never been invited to a bachelor party. Feat Austin Butler
SHORT 1:45 #sponsored Episode 466: We should not be bringing back wired headphones. @googlepixel
SHORT 2:19 The recliner seat has ruined the movie going experience. QuadCinema.com to buy tix to Kareem’s film
SHORT 2:22 Everybody should follow the bike lane arrows. Feat David Byrne
SHORT 1:58 Doing a blaccent should be as taboo as saying the n word
SHORT 1:45 Each NYC neighborhood should have a sports club that competes in a yearly
SHORT 2:53 Every Country Should Have One Nuclear Bomb
SHORT 1:55 Smoking is actually okay for you. Feat Bob
SHORT 1:35 Stop Holding Our Money Hostage
SHORT 1:35 Movie theaters need live commentary
SHORT 2:00 The internet rocks. Feat
SHORT 1:41 Company parties áre a setup
SHORT 2:01 Every transplant should have to volunteer somewhere
SHORT 2:54 Restaurants Are Scamming You
SHORT 1:58 The camera's much stronger than the sword feat Motaz Azaiza
SHORT 1:57 I believe in an afterlife. We're currently in it. This is hell. @MikeCannonComedy
SHORT 2:34 Normalize Strangers Holding Babies
SHORT 2:02 Fun socks aren't fun anymore
SHORT 2:08 Episode 453: We're drinking too much water
SHORT 1:34 Episode 452: I think that people should be allowed to share underwear
SHORT 1:48 Episode 451: I think it's okay to cut a donut in half and leave the other half in the box
SHORT 1:42 The Customs and Border Patrol interrogation room atJFK needs a makeover
SHORT 2:12 Pigeons are the ultimate New Yorkers
SHORT 2:22 Fancy Ketchup Should Be Illegal
SHORT 2:05 Episode 448: Conservatives should get credit for not gentrifying neighborhoods
SHORT 2:56 Being Loud Should Be a Crime
SHORT 1:41 We gotta stop using the word "uncircumcised" and call them "hatty dicks"
SHORT 1:58 First time hook ups: No music
SHORT 2:11 Episode 445: When we go to war, there should be a draft and it should be based on your Uber rating
SHORT 2:04 Everyone should get a full month off in the summer
SHORT 2:16 If you're sick and you tell me it's just allergies and then I find out you're sick
SHORT 2:09 Stop discriminating against hot nannies
SHORT 2:00 F Your Job Doesn't Offer Health Care…sneeze at Work
SHORT 2:00 There's no such thing as being a bad texter
SHORT 1:55 It's okay to eat food on the train, as long as it's not hot
SHORT 1:48 Episode 438: No more potlucks
SHORT 2:03 Episode 437: Southern culture and Arab culture are cut from the same cloth
SHORT 1:46 Don't give me a hot dog without the sauerkraut
SHORT 1:44 Introverts are morally weak
SHORT 2:08 Ghosting is not okay
SHORT 2:03 It's okay to applaud or cheer when your plane land. @AtsukoComedy
SHORT 1:56 Cheese is overrated
SHORT 2:08 Episode 432: We should turn off the internet for 5 years for everyone
SHORT 2:14 All nudes should be deleted once a relationship ends. Feat Emily Ratajkowski
SHORT 1:48 If a movie theater doesn't have an ICEE machine, I think it's a front
SHORT 1:49 Today it's impossible to keep a secret
SHORT 1:54 Being a best man is NOT not an honor
SHORT 2:03 The sexiest thing somebody can do is say “I’m sorry, I was wrong.” Feat Aymann Ismail
SHORT 2:15 There’s no such thing as the best coffee or bagel or pizza slice in New York City
SHORT 1:34 Hugs are way more intimate than la bise
SHORT 1:55 You are not better than other people if you're efficient in a TSA line
SHORT 1:54 The seagull should replace the bald eagle as our national bird
SHORT 1:44 Memes are art
SHORT 1:40 Episode 420: We need to de-legalize pot
SHORT 2:03 Polyamory don't count if it's in a big city
SHORT 1:57 Cool people from weird, small towns are cooler than cool people from, like, big, cool towns
SHORT 2:13 Sides at restaurant should not only be free, they should be mandatory
SHORT 1:46 Album covers matter more than the music. 📍Paris
SHORT 1:39 Instead of bachelor and bachelorette parties before people get married, we should have funerals
SHORT 1:53 Episode 414: You should never take personally a follow back on Instagram
SHORT 1:44 Nepo babies get a bad rap
SHORT 2:03 We need to stop villainizing overhead lighting
SHORT 1:57 Episode 411: Pasta with garlic and oil is a thousand times better than pasta with tomato sauce
SHORT 2:09 Not every hobby needs to be monetized. Feat Edison Chen and Adidas Originals
SHORT 2:03 When they get rid of the illegals, billionaires will start paying ppl a living wage. Feat Bill Burr
SHORT 1:49 Abolish improv
SHORT 2:35 Episode 407: I should be the mayor. Feat @ZohranforNYC
SHORT 2:04 Rich New Yorkers love art — but hate artists
SHORT 2:02 Ishmael Loutfi — Millennials and Gen Z are gonna be really good old people. Feat Ismael Loutfi
SHORT 2:09 I think it should be illegal to make fun of people. Feat @Daxflame
SHORT 2:02 I think all social media platforms should be reserved for the girls and the gays only
SHORT 2:03 I'm sick of hotels guilt shaming me
SHORT 1:31 Get a flip phone
SHORT 1:55 Bring back the guitar solo
SHORT 2:05 We need to make it harder to get married than it is to get divorced
SHORT 2:07 It should be socially acceptable to tell someone"we can be friends, but only online." Feat James Tom
SHORT 1:57 People are using the Find My Friends app wrong
SHORT 1:58 Episode 345: Bathroom and toilet should be separate. Feat Fadily Camara 📍Paris
SHORT 2:25 Freestyle rapping is just as good as talk therapy
SHORT 2:26 The point of everything is to get laid. Feat Annie Hamilton
SHORT 2:05 Talk to strangers
SHORT 2:12 We need MORE cat dads. @SmallsForCats
SHORT 2:00 White people have to stop calling out autism in public
SHORT 2:01 Just be normal
SHORT 1:59 Feet are not all that
SHORT 1:48 The movie theaters be doing too much now
SHORT 1:23 Calling an Arab a terrorist is a racist slur
SHORT 1:40 I hate hidden fees
SHORT 1:55 Rome is guilty of the original case of cultural appropriation. Feat Mike Birbiglia
SHORT 1:56 If you take a bottle of alcohol to a party & u take it back, you're a bad guest
SHORT 2:09 Space is none of our business
SHORT 1:39 Normalize NOT being obsessed with dogs
SHORT 1:40 It's okay if your parents have money
SHORT 2:01 Muslims experience more racisin than black people
SHORT 1:56 Every country should have one nuclear bomb
SHORT 2:35 Cheech Marin — Cheech and Chong should be in the Rock and RollHall of Fame. Feat Cheech and Chong
SHORT 1:36 We really don't need so many emojis ‼️😬🙂😈
SHORT 1:59 Stop cosplaying vegan food as non vegan food
SHORT 2:05 Coffee shops and restaurants that don't serve half and half should be shuttered
SHORT 2:08 Every business has the wrong music at the wrong volume. @JoeListComedy
SHORT 1:24 I think Republicans should have their own bathrooms
SHORT 1:30 A cold shower is better than one that never getsfully hot. Ft @method-products @ultabeauty
SHORT 1:43 The best Chinese restaurants are the ones that scare away white people
SHORT 2:08 Reporters should be able to play the sport they are reporting on. Feat A’ja Wilson and @nike
SHORT 2:14 Everybody can cook. Feat Chef José Andrés @chefjoseandres
SHORT 1:57 People need to get rid of the aux cord and just listen to the radio
SHORT 1:55 The men who tell women that they should smile more "because they're prettier are correct
SHORT 2:01 People are real down on the subway lately but I still like taking it. Feat Michael Shannon
SHORT 2:36 If you get in suspended for something you didn't do…
SHORT 2:51 We should normalize comfortable silences and eye contact. Feat Tunde Adebimpe
SHORT 1:54 We need better media literacy in this country
SHORT 1:45 The first place you wash in the shower says everything abt u! @method-products @ultabeauty
SHORT 1:47 If someone wants to become a DJ, they have to earn a degree
SHORT 1:57 If the food from your country of origin isn't delicious, you shouldn't be allowed into NYC
SHORT 1:27 Billionaires shouldn't exist
SHORT 1:56 The best things are cash only
SHORT 1:21 Episode 355: As a midwesterner, I think ranch can kind of go with everything
SHORT 1:57 If you're tall and you can't dunk we're the same height
SHORT 2:01 I’d rather talk to AI than go to another meeting. Ft Alexia Cambon
SHORT 2:43 Why does health insurance have to be a luxury in America? Feat Michelle Buteau
SHORT 1:48 You're not living your best life until you're boarding GROUP 1 on an airplane. @Chime
SHORT 2:05 Bring back the dollar slice. @seamless
SHORT 1:34 Elevators are one of the weirdest intimate experience strangers have on a daily basis
SHORT 2:00 We need to stop asking kids what they want to be when they grow up
SHORT 1:59 Fundamentally everyone is a good person. Feat Ramy Youssef
SHORT 2:22 There is no such thing as nothing. Feat Penn Badgley
SHORT 1:52 Anything is a dating app
SHORT 1:43 The Best way to get a woman: be gay
SHORT 2:17 End morning supremacy
SHORT 1:52 You got money when you can order market price at a restaurant and not care about what it is
SHORT 1:55 I think the MOST attractive thing someone can be is offline. @Chime
SHORT 1:43 Hamilton Leigh Hauser & The Walkman — Motorcycles should have mufflers
SHORT 1:20 Good memory is overrated
SHORT 2:05 Gay men dress worse than straight men
SHORT 1:51 There's 2 types of ppl in this 🌎, those with cases and those without. @Chime
SHORT 1:59 Men are by farthe more emotional and hysterical gender
SHORT 1:26 You shouldn't sleep in sexy clothes. (📍PARIS)
SHORT 1:55 Therapists should not be hot
SHORT 1:40 People that are on work Zoom calls at coffee shops: killing the vibe. @rufat_agayev
SHORT 2:08 Episode 331: Jesus was not a Republican. Feat Steve Coogan
SHORT 1:28 If somebody's not willing to travel to your borough, they're just not that into you! @bumble
SHORT 2:12 Imitation is absolutely NOT the highest form of flattery
SHORT 1:50 Becoming hot has become too accessible.(📍Chicago)
SHORT 1:41 You have to decide now who's gonna get the aux on the way back home from a funeral!Mustafa The Poet
SHORT 1:53 Partying is more restful than rest itself
SHORT 1:56 Every American should have to live for at least two weeks a year in the South
SHORT 1:44 People who make you take your shoes off should not be allowed to entertain
SHORT 1:55 I think that it should be more socially acceptable to sit next to somebody
SHORT 1:41 I miss theremote control
SHORT 1:45 If you want to date in New York, you need to be in THERAPY! @bumble
SHORT 2:00 You should only use a spoon with a bowl and a fork with a plate
SHORT 1:20 Sharing Memes Simultaneously to Other People Counts as Emotional Cheating! @bumble
SHORT 1:30 The Earth became flat…
SHORT 1:53 Ellen DeGeneresshould have never been canceled
SHORT 1:58 We need to abolish Wi-Fi on airplanes
SHORT 1:55 Gossip is good for the individual, but bad for society
SHORT 1:51 If a barber f*** up your haircut, I should be allowed to SUE you
SHORT 1:55 Bring back segregation
SHORT 1:40 NOBODY talks about New York as much as a New Yorker who doesn't live there anymore
SHORT 1:54 Leaf blowers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth. Feat Cate Blanchett
SHORT 1:44 People with Androids Are Better Lovers
SHORT 1:55 I don't think everyone should have the right to drive
SHORT 1:51 Disney World is for Adults, Too.
SHORT 1:32 Rock stars without tattoos always make better music
SHORT 1:55 We Dont Need Anymore Podcasts
SHORT 1:57 Men should have to menstruate once a year, every year
SHORT 1:54 Just drink more water
SHORT 1:50 If you pay rent, you should own a little bit of that property
SHORT 1:55 Certain compliments mean more from certain races
SHORT 1:14 We should throw-all chiropractors in prison
SHORT 1:56 People who wear White sneakers do not f***
SHORT 1:32 Dining out alone is extremely underrated
SHORT 1:42 Parents should watch their sons make love at least the first ten times 🤣🤣
SHORT 1:44 3D movies are trash and we don't need any more of them. 🙅🏾♀️
SHORT 2:00 Griffin Dunne — STOP serving entire meals during movies. Feat Griffin Dune
SHORT 1:47 Stop Calling Your Parents So Much Ya Big Babies
SHORT 1:46 If You Receive a Copy of a Test in Advance with the Answers Its Not Cheating
SHORT 1:37 No more Partiful invites, we need to bring back Facebook Events
SHORT 1:48 Yung Lean: the Party is Officially Over
SHORT 1:31 Cazzie David — Naps Are Disgusting
SHORT 1:52 Gyms should supply UNIFORMS
SHORT 1:42 Its out of control that they want to get rid of Columbus Day
SHORT 1:43 Conspiracy theories are made by the CIA to take attention away from the real conspiracies
SHORT 1:49 Dating photos should have expiration dates. Feat Lili Hayes
SHORT 1:42 Chicago is Not the Midwest
SHORT 1:37 Every Man Should Have to Wear a Speedo to the Beach at Least Once
SHORT 1:18 The Super Bowl is a Strange Name! (dianna Agron)
SHORT 1:46 Asian food should be MORE expensive
SHORT 1:57 Emily DiDonato — Fashion Shows Should Be Longer
SHORT 1:47 Cathy Cohen — You Can’t Text Someone Just "hey" and Say Nothing Else
SHORT 1:56 There should be no cold water knob on the shower
SHORT 1:34 We Should Ban Cemeteries
SHORT 1:44 People Should Stop Saying French People Look Gay 🤣🤣
SHORT 1:51 Everyone is Disabled 🤣
SHORT 1:52 We’ve Got to Shut Off the Internet for One Day Each Week
SHORT 1:43 Dogs Should Be Allowed Everywhere Babies Are Allowed
SHORT 1:43 Italians Became White After 9/11 🤣🤣🤣
SHORT 1:45 People Should Take Saying “bless You” More Seriously
SHORT 1:31 There Are No Takes
SHORT 1:53 Men Should Never Be Allowed to Sit on the Subway
SHORT 1:27 Nobody Should Be Able to Record Music Ever Again
SHORT 1:09 Celebrities Should Not Make Political Endorsements
SHORT 1:54 Beds Are Overrated and a Scam 🤣🤣🤣
SHORT 1:43 It should be ILLEGAL for men to congregate in groups of 4 or more
SHORT 1:47 They Need to Bring Fighting Back to the NBA
SHORT 1:57 There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten
SHORT 1:39 Poppers are for EVERYONE
SHORT 1:50 Going to heaven would SUCK
SHORT 1:54 People Should Have Less Takes
SHORT 0:59 FKA twigs — People who walk through TSA barefoot should be banned from travel and sent home
SHORT 1:57 If You Weren’t Born in New York You Can Never Call Yourself a New Yorker
SHORT 1:45 Democracy Was a Mistake
SHORT 1:44 Just Because You Like Something on Instagram Doesn’t Mean You Actually Like It
SHORT 1:00 CEOs are people too and they deserve more respect feat Enron CEO
SHORT 1:01 The Best Photographers in the World Do Not Call Themselves Photographers‼️
SHORT 1:00 Chicago Pizza is Superior! 🍕 @drinkbodyarmor @nhl 🚋 #
SHORT 1:00 We should legalize smoking cigs inside🚬🚭
SHORT 0:58 If you're in a long term relationship and you get a dog together and you break up — kill the dog 😱
SHORT 1:00 If Someone Asks You to Take a Pic of Them, and You’re Bad at It, the Least You Could Do is Say No
SHORT 0:55 Bring Back Cash Tips
SHORT 0:57 Bob Dylan — No More Musician Biopics
SHORT 0:58 NYC is Too Damn Loud
SHORT 1:00 Dogs Should Have Human Names
SHORT 0:59 Pay FREELANCERS immediately💰
SHORT 1:00 Servers Need to Stop Saying “hows Everything Tasting?” Feat John .c Reilly
SHORT 0:58 Pride Month is Too Long
SHORT 1:00 New York City Smoke Shops Are Too Bright
SHORT 1:00 Going to film school will not make you a good director
SHORT 1:00 Make LIFE like Spotify 🤣🤣
SHORT 1:01 Montero Lamar Hill — Couples should sleep in SEPARATE beds. Feat Lil Nas X
SHORT 0:56 Bay Leaves Are a Scam
SHORT 1:00 Its Not That Hard to Tell Twins Apart
SHORT 0:56 50-year-old white guys are always right 😂
SHORT 1:00 Sal is Meant to Be Eaten with Your Hands 🥗
SHORT 0:57 The Blue Man Group is the best thing white people ever invented 💙🧢🔵
SHORT 1:00 Let This Man Hold Your Baby
SHORT 1:00 NOT going viral is the new going viral 🤔
SHORT 1:00 Restaurants Where the Vibe is Better Than the Food Need to Be Fined‼️
SHORT 1:00 Believe in Yourself
SHORT 1:01 Gwen Stefani — Country Livin’ is Better Than City Livin
SHORT 1:00 It’s Okay to Be the Personality Hire 😂
SHORT 1:00 The appetizers are almost always better than the entree 🧑🍳 @iaaaaaaannnnn
SHORT 1:01 If teachers have to start bulletproofing their classrooms they should be paid 2 salaries
SHORT 1:00 People should stop buying electric cars
SHORT 0:59 It should be ILLEGAL to bring kids to weddings
SHORT 0:46 This Londoner Has a Lot of Opinions
SHORT 1:00 Everything Is Political
SHORT 1:00 Stop Waiting for Permission
SHORT 1:00 No More Artisanal Ketchups
SHORT 1:00 A Lot of Queer People Are Leading Hetero Lives
SHORT 1:00 No More Reserved Seats Anywhere 🚫👎⛔️
SHORT 0:59 it’s okay to talk your way out of jury duty
SHORT 1:00 Cops on the Subway Make Us Less Safe
SHORT 1:01 If you’re gunna bring your kid to the skate park teach them some dang manners first
SHORT 1:00 Restaurants Gotta Stop Singing Happy Birthday to Adults🎂 Feat Hasan Minhaj
SHORT 0:57 Wellness is a Scam
SHORT 1:00 We Are Getting Way Too Much Dopamine
SHORT 1:00 Stop Sending Audio Messages
SHORT 1:01 This man hates mashed potatoes
SHORT 0:58 Beating your kids isn’t THAT bad
SHORT 1:00 Don’t talk to me about pumpkin spice until October
SHORT 0:59 Vegan Food, If Delivered, is No Longer Vegan
SHORT 1:01 You’ve 👏 gotta 👏 sit 👏 with 👏 your 👏 feelings 👏
SHORT 0:57 America Loves Dogs Too Much
SHORT 0:52 Americans needs to stop calling it “Soccer”
SHORT 1:01 Long live physical media
SHORT 1:01 Jane Goodall — Young People Must Vote
SHORT 1:00 Hair Transplants Are Gender Affirming Care for Men
SHORT 1:01 No More Groupchats
SHORT 1:00 A$AP Ferg — We Need More Black People Movies
SHORT 0:59 It’s time to LOVE again
SHORT 1:00 Is She Right or is She Wrong?
SHORT 1:00 Humiliation is GOOD
SHORT 0:57 The iPad is the problem. Do we abolish iPads at checkouts in America?
SHORT 0:59 You should NOT lower your window shade during takeoff and landing during a flight
SHORT 1:00 British food is DISGUSTING. 🤢
SHORT 1:01 All Ride-share Apps Should Have a Smell Rating Lmfao
SHORT 1:00 Venmo Me Now! Not Later! Now
SHORT 1:00 Air travel should be treated like SURGERY
SHORT 1:01 Tipping Has Ruined America.
SHORT 0:59 The world HATES hijabI women 🧕
SHORT 0:57 Outside clothes in the bed are OKAY
SHORT 1:01 Stop Wearing Flip Flops
SHORT 1:00 Youve Got Something in Your Teeth
SHORT 0:59 Romanticize Moving to a Small Town
SHORT 1:00 Algorithms are RUINING everyone’s music tastes
SHORT 1:00 Therapy Enables Bad Behavior
SHORT 0:59 People Are Doing Karaoke Wrong
SHORT 1:01 Alexa Chung — Ghosting is FINE
SHORT 1:00 Spirit Airlines Does Not Deserve the Hate
SHORT 1:01 Rock N Roll Forevaa
SHORT 0:58 Does He Make a Good Point?
SHORT 1:00 Having a DOG doesn’t make you interesting
SHORT 0:57 New Yorkers Who Hate LA Are Embarrassing Themselves
SHORT 1:01 He’s COOKIN’ tho
SHORT 1:01 Tim Walz Cares Abour Americas Gutters
SHORT 1:01 Tim Walz — We Need to Talk About Gutters
SHORT 1:01 Apple vs Android: the Great Debate
SHORT 0:45 Post Malone — Jack Harlow Would Never Abandon Rap Music
SHORT 1:01 Punctuation is Good
SHORT 0:58 Hook up with Your Friends!?!?
SHORT 1:00 Only People from Other Countries Should Be Allowed to Move to NYC
SHORT 1:01 Vertical Video Has Ruined Civilization?
SHORT 1:01 Skinny Jeans Are Haram
SHORT 1:01 She Hates Picnics
SHORT 1:00 Your Kids Arent That Smart
SHORT 1:01 Wbna is Better Than NBA
SHORT 0:45 Jack Harlow
SHORT 1:01 Abolish Texting Bring Back Phone Calls
SHORT 1:01 Americans Have Ruined the English Language
SHORT 0:10 Jack Harlow — Full Video on Our Channel
SHORT 1:01 Jack Harlow — Mf is Crazy for This One
SHORT 1:00 Easy Crimes Should Be Legal
SHORT 0:08 🫢 Had to Cut Him Off
SHORT 1:00 Stop Going to Bars and Restaurants Unless….
SHORT 0:59 Flirting is GOOD for your mental health
SHORT 1:01 Stop Making Podcasts
SHORT 1:01 Kamala Harris — Donald Trump
SHORT 1:01 Bring It Back to the Old New York! F*** These Bike Lanes
SHORT 1:01 Taylor Swift is Not One of the Greatest of All Time. Sorry
SHORT 0:58 Eric Adams is a Terrible NYC Mayor
SHORT 1:00 Abolish Dating Apps
SHORT 0:45 Why is Taylor Swift the Chose One?
SHORT 0:58 This Guy Thinks We Need More Entertainment on the Subway
SHORT 1:01 Taylor Swift is Jeff Bezos for girls
SHORT 1:00 Halsey — Tragedy makes people funny
SHORT 0:28 Halsey on people hittin’ it from the back
SHORT 0:38 Taylor Swift — Dear Swifties
SHORT 1:01 Taylor Swift is mid
SHORT 1:01 “I wish guys could be bisexual the same way women are”
SHORT 0:51 They Wanna Keep Us Hot and Poor
SHORT 0:59 People Who Spell “crazy” with a “k” Ain’t Really That “krazy” at
SHORT 1:01 There’s no such thing as being “too busy”…
SHORT 0:57 Girl Its 90 Degrees Outside Take the F***ing Cowboy Boots Off
SHORT 0:59 Eli Brown — There is Only One Way to Hang Your Toilet Paper…i Strongly Disagree
SHORT 0:57 Mexican People and Poc Should Dress Like White People on St. Pattys Day ☘️
SHORT 0:58 This Guy Supports Crime On The Subway LMAO
SHORT 0:59 Ivy Wolk Spittin Facts Tho
SHORT 0:46 Transgenerational Millenial Identifies As Boomer
SHORT 0:29 Boomers Think It’s OUR Fault That We’re Broke
SHORT 0:59 Divorce is NOT that big of a deal
SHORT 0:47 Ok Boomer! 😂😂 Full Episode in Related Videos Below.
SHORT 0:04 Omara Pollo — Let The Pope Say It
SHORT 1:00 Having a dating roster isn’t being a ho…it’s community building‼️
SHORT 1:01 We have a new talk show on our channel
SHORT 1:00 Please, for the Love of God, Stop Having Bachelorette Parties
SHORT 0:55 Sean Combs — Americans Need to Understand the Djinn Because They Explain a Lot
SHORT 0:20 It’s Okay To Have Bad Taste
SHORT 1:00 The Government Should Pay for Everyone’s Parents to Go to Therapy
SHORT 1:00 Giving A House Tour Online Is A GREAT Way To Get Robbed
SHORT 1:00 All women are more attractive WITH armpit hair! Agree or disagree?
SHORT 1:01 This Woman Thinks That Instagram is the Best Dating App in the World
SHORT 0:52 He Thinks We Need To Bring Back Catcalling‼️
SHORT 1:00 Omara Pollo — It Turns Out Some People Actually Like Small Talk @omarapollo
SHORT 1:00 All Pizza Places Must Be Required to Serve Pizza by the Slice! Do You Agree?
SHORT 1:00 This Guy Thinks That All Men Should Pee Sitting Down! Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 1:01 Everybody in New York has rich parents or is selling drugs 😂😂😂 Agree or disagree?
SHORT 0:58 Incels Are Not Real. Does She Have a Point?
SHORT 0:38 The Only Way to Move Ahead in Life Today? Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:39 The Best Food is the Cheapest Food
SHORT 0:35 No More DJ'S! We Need Plumbers
SHORT 0:40 Keep It to Yourself! Gatekeep More
SHORT 0:58 There should be an entrance exam required to use social media
SHORT 0:41 Make Milk Great Again! 🥛
SHORT 0:57 Actors need to gain more weight for roles
SHORT 0:57 This is the Most Beautiful Place in the World
SHORT 0:52 You should wash your hands BEFORE you pee…not after
SHORT 0:51 Hillary Clinton is an American hero. Agree or disagree?
SHORT 0:40 Every Guy Wants "the Candid Girlfriend". is She Right Though?
SHORT 0:59 This is why Strip clubs are gay
SHORT 0:42 We Should All Just Eat Bugs?
SHORT 0:49 It’s okay to be a little racist? Agree or disagree?
SHORT 0:35 All Pasta is Tasteless? 🍝
SHORT 0:43 Bring Back Whole Milk 🥛
SHORT 0:32 Get Your Size Right
SHORT 0:44 There is No Bigger Red Flag 🚩than a Bad Tipper
SHORT 0:54 Bring It Back to the Old New York
SHORT 0:48 If I’m going up to order, I’m not tipping
SHORT 0:39 Charli Xcx Says Music is Not Important⭐️
SHORT 0:36 Stop Correcting People ✋🏻
SHORT 0:33 Men should wear heels 👠
SHORT 0:32 Taylor Swift…is the Goat? 😶
SHORT 0:28 Is This How Long Distance Relationships Work? 😶
SHORT 0:28 Should We All Just Fart in Public?💨 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:37 All Bathrooms Should Be Public 🚽
SHORT 0:25 DON'T Listen to Haters
SHORT 0:26 No More Podcasts
SHORT 0:40 Hating the Kardashians is Sexist? 🤔
SHORT 0:27 Dating is Easy Agree or Disagree
SHORT 0:41 Seasonal Decorations Should Be Year Round? 🎄🎗️ 👻🎃💖💌 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:25 Aging is SEXY. Agree or disagree?
SHORT 0:36 No More Weddings? 💒 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:50 Boomers Ruined Everything. is It Time for Revenge?
SHORT 0:38 Does He Have a Point Though? 🤨
SHORT 0:35 Is This What Ruined Movies🍿 Agree or Disagree
SHORT 0:31 Rock paper scissors solves EVERYTHING?
SHORT 0:38 Should Photos Have a Limit? 🤳
SHORT 0:32 Does Your Screen Time Affect Your Love Life? 🫤
SHORT 0:37 The Skincare Conspiracy is Real?
SHORT 0:36 Sh%t Talking Your Friends is Good for You?
SHORT 0:31 Best Breakfast Out There? 🥐
SHORT 0:28 NYC Rats Are Cute? 🐀
SHORT 0:29 Punctuation is Good, but Do We Need It?
SHORT 0:40 Hire a Bad Lawyer, Really ⚖️
SHORT 0:43 Don’t Panic 🫨
SHORT 0:44 Popcorn is Overrated 🍿
SHORT 0:35 The Best Phone? 📱
SHORT 0:26 No More Podcasts? Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:39 Does He Have a Point?
SHORT 0:36 This is Why You Feel Bad When You Are Not Working 😟
SHORT 0:43 Is This the Most Disgusting Drink? 🍸
SHORT 0:37 Is This a Great Idea or What?
SHORT 0:28 This is the Only Way to Go Offline 🛜
SHORT 0:38 This is How You Fix Public Transport 🚇
SHORT 0:40 Is Life Too Long? Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:35 Dogs or Cats? 🦮🐈 Which One is Better?
SHORT 0:39 Bring Back Duels ⚔️
SHORT 0:40 Jack Harlow Gets the Pass?
SHORT 0:31 Social Media Content Should Expire?
SHORT 0:38 Commercials Should Not Be Funny 🤷
SHORT 0:17 Nobody Knows Anything 🤷 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:42 The Truth About Babies in Planes ✈️
SHORT 0:36 Never Say This in the Hood🤫
SHORT 0:39 Get Your Hair Done ✂️agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:43 Which Food is Better? 🇵🇷🇩🇴
SHORT 0:33 Wait, What?😮
SHORT 0:44 The Reason Why Astrology is a Scam ♋️ Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:38 The Worst Pizza? 🍕agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:55 The DMV is Hell on Earth 🔥 Who Can Relate?
SHORT 0:51 Music Concerts Are Overrated? 🏟️agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:35 Is This What Ruined Movies?🍿 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:32 Make Movies Hot Again 🔥agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:39 The Internet Should Not Exist? 🛜 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:31 Books Are Pretentious? 📚 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 1:00 The Beach is Overrated🏖️agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:33 There is a Plant Conspiracy 🌿 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:25 Water or Paper? 💩agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:34 Fancy Food is a Scam 🧆 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:37 Which One Are You? 🗽
SHORT 0:27 Everything’s Gonna Be Ok 👌🏻
SHORT 0:33 The Weather is a Lie ☔️ Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:33 Wait, What? 🚬 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:34 The Best Tip to Hook up? 🤔 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:29 Should We All Get Pregnant? 👶🏼agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:33 Top Gun Deserves an Oscar? 🥇agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:35 Disney Adults 🐭agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:25 How to Get Out of the Friend Zone 🤔
SHORT 0:53 Diet is Unhealthy? 💀 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:57 Farts in Public?💨 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:22 How to Make Better Movies 🎬 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:32 Taylor Swift is the Goat? 🐐 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:34 Ivanka Trump & Kanye West — The Reason Why Donald Trump Should Be Potus 🤔 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:51 On the First Date? 🍑 Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 1:01 Olivia Wilde Thinks That Good Singers Ruin Karaoke 🎤 We 100% Agree
SHORT 0:06 Bring Back Vine 🍇 Agree or disagree?
SHORT 1:00 This New Yorker Thinks America Has A Bread Problem🥖 Do You Agree?
SHORT 1:01 New Yorker Thinks We Gotta Stop Blaming Astrology For Our Toxic Traits 🫡
SHORT 1:01 New Yorker Thinks Wearing Flip Flops Is Disgusting 🫡Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:54 For the Love of God Stop Making Podcasts
SHORT 0:08 Had to End the Interview Early 🤣🤣
SHORT 1:00 Do You Agree or Disagree? Punctuation is Good.
SHORT 1:01 Do You Agree or Disagree? Android vs. Iphone
SHORT 0:12 Do You Agree or Disagree? We Agree
SHORT 1:00 Donald Trump — Do You Agree or Disagree?
SHORT 0:53 Guys and girls cannot “just friends” | Agree or disagree?
SHORT 1:01 If you hire a powerful lawyer you’re guilty! Agree or disagree?
SHORT 0:56 Do you agree or disagree?
SHORT 0:39 @SubwayTakes TRAILER