We Should Ban Cemeteries
Summary
We should ban all cemeteries" is the opening salvo from a woman with strong opinions about prime real estate. She wants to dig up the dead and shoot them into space. Kareem's curious: does she work in real estate? Not yet, but if launching corpses to Pluto brings down housing prices in Chicago, she's all in. The alternatives are stark: outer space or keeping bodies at home. She draws one line, though. If you're renting, no backyard burials allowed. A fellow rider vetoes the whole space cemetery plan, but she holds firm on her central thesis. Cemeteries are wasting good land.
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So what's your take? We should ban all cemeteries 100%? Unsure. Ban all cemeteries? Yes. Dig up the dead people. That's prime real estate.
She's got a point. Instead of putting people in the ground, I think we should shoot them into space.
You want to launch the dead into the into the Galaxy? Yes.
So you want to litter outer space with dead bodies? Yeah. But there's already a bunch of junk up there.
Do you work in real estate? No, not yet. I mean, look. If it's going to make the housing prices go down, yeah, then I think that's a good idea.
Are there any graveyards in Chicago? Yes. And they've been around for too long. Get rid of them. Get rid of them. Yeah.
Is any famous people buried there? Yeah. But we're just going to, we're going to launch them to Pluto.
Yes. If they can make it that far. I don't know if I want to send my dad to space. He's dead.
Oh, well you could keep him at home too. That's always an option. Those are the two options. Outer space or in your house. Yeah.
I think people should bury the dead in their backyard. Yeah. If they own that place. If they own the place. If you're renting, no.
Come on, ask him what he thinks. Let me ask him. What do you think? If we dug up all the dead bodies in cemeteries and we shot them into outer space, do you think that's a good idea? No. No.
Okay, we're keeping. Keep him. He must be a priest or something. But I say we got to get rid of the cemeteries cuz that's good land. That's the whole point. 100% agree. Who needs cemeteries? Not me. I don't want them.
What's the worst thing that could happen? They all come crashing down down one day? Literally? Yes.