If you plug your ears when a siren passes, you're a big baby. Ft. Milo
Summary
A straphanger opens with an unexpected gesture: giving Kareem his flowers for the show, noting that even the crew didn't do it earlier. Then comes the actual take. If you plug your ears when a siren passes, you're a big baby who should be ashamed. Kareem immediately disagrees, calling it noise sensitivity, but the rider stands firm, insisting it's "one of the more pitiful stances that a human being could make with their body." The conversation spirals into whether the guest's Drake versus Kendrick take is hot enough to shut down the show (it's not), more flower-giving, and an earnest plea for new friends. The whole thing is wrapped in repeated declarations of "peace, love, and positivity," even as the rider refuses to back down on the siren stance.
Full Transcript
So, what's your take? Well, before I get into the take, I wanted to give you your flowers.
I don't think enough people on the show give you your flowers, and I just wanted to take space to do that. I don't mean to call you guys out. I didn't see any of your crew give you your flowers earlier today, and I think you're doing a great work. 100% agree. Thank you very much. You know, no one does give me my flowers.
I wanted to lead with peace, love, and positivity. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Are you going to actually— What?
I just want to give your flowers. I know, but are you going to say like— My take is that if a vehicle with a siren passes you on the street and you plug your ears like this, then you're a big baby and you should be ashamed.
100% disagree. It's noise sensitivity. I wish that I had known you were going to say that before I gave you flowers. And now I feel bad that I did that, cuz I would have—
Cuz you disagree with me. This is one of the more pitiful things stances that a human being could make with their body.
You think you're a—if you do this? I—that's your words. I don't like crude language. Like I said, I lead with peace, love, and positivity.
So you just take it like a man? You can't just stand there for two seconds until it passes and stand like a normal person. I've seen friends who I love dearly do this, and it makes me think, well, now I don't know if I should give you your flowers because they do that.
Yes. Nah, y'all don't want to get me started on my Drake and Kendrick take. Nah, if I did that, you would have to actually have to shut the show down.
Go for it. I'm willing to shut the show down. Should I?
Yeah, yeah. I think Kendrick won the beef, but Drake has the numbers. That's not hot.
That's fairly neutral. Oh, thank you for giving me my flowers about my Drake and Kendrick take.
I didn't give you flowers for those. I appreciate it.
I do this. And you know what? Sometimes I do this at comfort. Look, look— My love.
I hope you grow up and then maybe I'll give you your flowers. Why do you keep saying that?
I'm leading with peace, love, and positivity. And I feel like not enough people. I don't want to call out the crew. I feel like they didn't give your flowers. You already called out the—
Why were you involved? I love you guys. I want to give you your flowers, by the way, which I noticed Kareem didn't do earlier.
I thank them all the time. Not while I was within your shot.
I'm trying to spread peace, love, and—say it with me—positive. Thank you.
All right. Well, uh—it's a beautiful fall day here. And if anyone um wants to hang out, I—I am in desperate need of friends.