ComedyGrammar as a personal habitLowercase typing culture

Punctuation is Good

Aug 26, 2024 · 1:01

Summary

Punctuation in text messages sparks a surprisingly heated debate between Kareem and a stranger who insists that proper grammar is essential, even when texting. She's firmly pro-period, arguing that sentences need clear endings and that casual texting habits will ruin your ability to write professional emails. Kareem pushes back. He's part of the lowercase gang, finding periods aggressive and unsettling. "Thanks period" feels angry to him, like someone's mad. The rider thinks that's ridiculous, though she admits she skips capital letters too, except for names. They go back and forth on whether punctuation makes you seem proper or just passive-aggressive, with Kareem insisting a simple period reads as hostility while she maintains it's just good grammar keeping communication clear.

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So what's your take? Punctuation is good. Punctuation is good. It's necessary and it's good, even in text messages. Especially in text messages. How will people know that a sentence is ended? That's awful.

It's not? So how would you text someone? "Hello." You do "hello period." Absolutely. That's offensive.

Why is it offensive? Why does punctuation offend you? I don't understand. It's scary if you say "thanks period" or "hello period" or "goodbye period." I think that you're mad at me.

Or maybe I just like grammar and punctuation because it makes you feel good about yourself? No, it's good. It's a great habit to have. So when you're sending your little work email, you're not... You know, I don't know if I agree with this. I mean, honestly, like, I just don't understand why a period is... What's the problem? What about a comma?

I don't like periods. I don't like commas. I don't like capital letters.

You don't like capital letters? No, I'm all lowercase gang.

That's so annoying. Except for names.

That's so annoying. So do you speak in just fully proper sentences? Yes, always.

I want to show the people an example. You want me to verbally? Yes.

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