Incels Are Not Real. Does She Have a Point?
Summary
A stranger on the subway has a bold declaration: incels aren't real. She argues that men who identify as involuntarily celibate aren't actually held back by being nerdy or ugly. They just hate women and feel entitled to their bodies. Her advice? Stop fishing on dry land. Women are conditioned from birth to be desirable to men through Sephora, Victoria's Secret, and European Wax Center, so guys need to put in some effort too. Her prescription is simple: carry a baguette and a book, wear a beret, ask one question like "what's your favorite color?" and you're golden. She's convinced incels have created their own problem by refusing to offer anything women actually want.
Full Transcript
Incels are not real. One hundred percent disagree. Incels are real. No, you are not involuntarily celibate. You just hate women and feel entitled to our bodies. But they're real. Let me explain. Okay, women don't not want to sleep with you because you're a nerd or you play video games or you think you're ugly. Okay, that's not the problem. Ugly in—yeah, it's not because you're ugly. Okay, wait. Does incel stand for involuntary celibate?
Yes. What did you think it stood for?
What's some good advice for an incel? It's like they're on land and they're like, "Why can't I catch any fish?" Get in the water and put out something that I want to eat. Like, from the moment we're born, women are like conditioned to be desirable to men. Have you heard of Sephora? Have you heard of Victoria's Secret? European Wax Center? Brandy Melville? This guy knows a stuff women like the strong silent type. Yeah, so just carry a book around. Carry a baguette around. Wear a beret. Ask her one question. "Id get laid, baby. What's your favorite color?" Bang. Sex. That's for you. That's for free.
So what's your take?