Your Kids Arent That Smart
Summary
A rider declares that "your kids are not that smart," recounting how everyone fawned over their three-day-old niece's ability to look around and move. Kareem, who just had a baby, immediately fires back. He defends his own kid's genius. The conversation spirals into absurdity as both dig in, the rider insisting parents are exhausting with their constant bragging while Kareem sarcastically plays the offended new parent, asking what exactly the rider's hypothetical genius child accomplished lately before cutting the bit short with mutual irritation.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? My take is your kids are not that smart. 100% agree. Your kids are not that smart at all. People make it out like these kids are geniuses from birth. Like my niece was born, three days old, everybody was like, "Oh my God, she looks around everywhere. Oh my God, she can move!" Curious? I'm like, she can't pick her head up straight yet. She just looks like me and my 20s at last call.
I just had a baby. My baby's a genius. Oh, I'm sure it is. My baby's extremely smart. Please don't be one of those parents. I'm changing. I'm changing my decision. 100% disagree with, "Don't do this to me." I've disagreed. United, my baby's smart.
Do you have a kid? No. But so this is an attack on other kids' parents?
It's not an attack. I'm the one who was to constantly go, "Oh my God, oh my God." Oh yeah, I'm tired of it. You're sick and tired of it. I'm sorry, I'm sure your kid is cute. My kid is a genius. You know what she did the other day?
No. I. What exactly? I hate you too.