This Woman Thinks That Instagram is the Best Dating App in the World
Summary
A woman on the train declares Instagram is "the only dating app" and lays out her vision for making it official. She wants everyone to list their height in their bio and use a cryptic triangle symbol to show relationship status. An empty triangle means you're ready to be filled. Kareem pushes back on her 5'11" height requirement, but she's unapologetic about wanting to feel small next to a partner. Is that shallow? Not if you call it a fetish, she argues, comparing it to foot people who operate in plain sight. The conversation takes a turn when she reveals she actually has a WikiFeet page. Kareem's interest is piqued, but she refuses to show her feet on camera.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? Instagram is the ultimate dating app? 100% agree. Instagram is the only dating app.
If we could get every person to put their height in their profile, and then if we could have some kind of mysterious thing to say like whether or not you're single or not single, maybe it could be a triangle with no coloring in of the triangle, which means I'm left to be filled. You don't have the outline triangle right now. How do you currently signal it?
You don't have to signal it. You're just living your life on Instagram. Do you want people to DM you?
Yeah. Alex Aquarius, 5'11", seeking. Now I only want to date a guy who's my height, 5'11" or taller, 'cause I want to feel small.
Okay, but I don't want to be mean to people who are short. Well, you're not being mean to them. It's just—it's a fetish.
It's a tall fetish. Is it really? If you call something a fetish, you can get away with anything.
All right. People are feet out here and we don't even see them. I do have a Wiki feed page.
Get out of here. I have a long foot. Put it on camera.
No, no. Damn, I about to slide in those. Oh my God, get out of here.