American food is the best food.@J@JoeyHamburgerfood
Summary
A straphanger arrives with a pie chart that's literally a pie to argue that American food reigns supreme. His reasoning? We do pizza better than Italy across Detroit, New York, Chicago, and Iowa styles. The debate spirals into territory about France's most famous chef being a rat, Miller Lite being the prettiest beer ever made, and the physics of cartoon bears floating toward window pies. Kareem pushes back hard, insisting there's no such thing as American food, just food in America made by immigrants. The rider counters that those immigrants are Americans. The conversation veers through hero sandwiches, Doritos invented in labs, and pancakes as fork-and-knife pizza. It's absurd, weirdly patriotic, and ends with a bear impression. American food will literally kill you. That part's true.
Full Transcript
So, what's your take? American food is the best food, and we do other countries' foods better than that.
100% disagree.
I know you would, and I know I'm not right, but let me tell you why. I'm definitely correct. So, if you go like down to like just the bare bones, people will talk about like French food. Their most famous chef is a rat. We do pizza the best. We got Detroit pizza, New York pizza, Chicago, Iowa pizza. Iowa pizza is just Dejour in a dark room. If I wanted pizza with a fork and knife, I would have ordered pancakes. Also, American food. Shout out Paul Bunyan.
Paul Bunny created a pancake.
Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Lumberjack.
Minnesota boy.
Minnesota boy. Just like us.
Just like us. Yeah.
Yeah. Paul Bunny.
I did bring like scientific evidence with me.
Scientific.
Yes. I brought a pie chart. As you can see, it's an actual pie.
He made a bed.
Pie in America is so good that when you put it on your window sill to cool off, the scent will travel miles and lift a bear off the ground and float it closer to the pie.
Don't drop that pie.
American food so good it will literally kill you.
That's actually true.
I know I'm not totally right. No, we're not dreaming up sushi as good as Hero.
Oh, hero. Dreams of Sushi. To be a hero. Grinders, hoagies, that American thing pretty good.
We're not doing food as great as like everybody else. But the most beautiful thing about American food is we have people from all over the world who move here and share their culture, share their cuisine.
It's not American food. It's—
It's food in America.
You're saying they're not Americans, dude?
No, they are Americans. I'm just saying it's food. It's food in America.
Yes. Yes. But it's the best food of all.
There's no such thing as American food.
We got the cheeseburger and fries.
Doritos.
Doritos. That's American fire. American food's invented in a lab, which is why it's good.
Really, all I want to say is that Miller Light's the best beer and the prettiest that's ever been made. And no other worldly beer has ever come close to Miller Light. That's the take. Enjoy the pie. M. I smell pie.
That's your yogi.
That's my impression of a bear.