If you are in a relationship, stay out of restaurants
Summary
A restaurant server has a wild demand: couples need to stay out of restaurants and leave the tables for single diners. Why? Because servers are "dying to just flirt with someone," and couples ruin the vibe. Kareem tries to negotiate. What about bringing a third wheel? The server agrees, but only if you bring two single people who are brothers, one gay and one straight. She describes the ultimate betrayal: flirting with a cute single guy all night, only for him to order "11 ice box 5 to go for my fiancé" at dessert. "He might as well take out a gun and shot you." The conversation takes a turn when an older couple reveals they've been married 52 years and are headed to dinner right now. Their son? A single gay server. Romance ensues.
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So, what's your take? If you are in a relationship, stay out of restaurants.
100% disagree. No. You think that couples can't go to restaurants? You already have everything you need. Leave the restaurants. Seriously, there are thousands of waitresses working their ass off every day dying to just flirt with someone at a table. But no, you come in here with your girlfriend or your wife even and then it's off.
What if we bring a third wheel? That's a good idea. That's a good idea. You have to bring a single person.
That is actually good. That's a good idea, right? That's a good idea. But if we're both working, you have to bring You have to choose two single people and they have to be brothers and one has to be gay and one has to be straight.
So you guys work at a restaurant. Now you're getting it.
And when you're there and you see a single person And they don't leave their number, we're offended.
Exactly. Or what's worse is sometimes a single person will be flirting with you and it's fun and it's a vibe and then You bring out the dessert and they bring out the fact that they have a literally a hot guy last week. We're going to basically get married. He says, "Could I get 11 ice box 5 to go for my fiancé?" Like, he might as well take out a gun and shot you. That is evil.
Let me guess. You go to restaurants. I go to restaurants all the time.
Smell a mile away. You guys work at the same restaurants? Yeah. It's the best restaurant in New York City. Bernese NYC.
More single people should go there. What about people like us? We've been married 52 years. You can't go to restaurants. I'm sorry.
You can't go to We're actually going to one right now. Oh my god.
Our son is the waiter. Ah, Is your son single?
He's a single gay guy. Oh my god.
You got to go. Everybody, we're going friends. He has like three jobs. So
I love him. He sounds perfect. Where does he live? Evansfield. Above Evansfield. Where does he live?