Please, for the Love of God, Stop Having Bachelorette Parties
Summary
A woman on the subway has had enough of bachelorette parties, and she's not holding back. Four days, five days, costume changes "like it's the Met Gala," themed days (Euphoria-themed? really?), crowns, sashes, flights to exotic destinations. She's done. Kareem suggests maybe bachelor parties are fine if they're kept to 48 hours, but his conversation partner isn't having it. The real problem isn't gathering with friends. It's gathering with 32 people on a yacht in Majorca. Her diagnosis? "White women are bored." The solution is simple: no more bachelorette parties, no more bachelor parties either. They're both getting canceled.
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So what's your take? No more bachelorette parties? No more bachelorette parties. 100% agree.
I'm—I'm done. I'm done. And they're getting longer and longer.
We're talking 4 days, 5 days a week. Costume changes like it's the Met Gala. Crowns, sashes—what is it, a pageant?
You got to fly to the place, then you got to have costume changes too. You're doing a Euphoria-themed day. Themed days, yes.
Themed days. Why? Because white women are bored.
It's a white women problem, isn't it? Yes, it is a white women problem. And they're so boring.
Your friends are going to be watching this. Okay, do you think people should have bachelor parties, but they just got to make them 48 hours? Make them crisp.
Crisp. And no Vegas. Yeah, because the problem is not getting together with some people.
The problem is getting together with some people on a yacht in Majorca. Yes. I'm not going to go to AA with 32 people.
You know what? 100% agree. No more bachelor. No more bachelor.
No more parties neither of them. Yep, we're done. There we go.
Showtime! Showtime! It's not that bad.