All Ride-share Apps Should Have a Smell Rating Lmfao
Summary
A straphanger pitches a radical fix for New York's "stinky summer": ride-share apps should have a smell rating for drivers. Kareem's fully on board with the idea, calling out Ubers that reek and trap passengers with child-locked windows. The conversation spirals when the rider claims he'd score a perfect five out of five on his own smell, only for Kareem to sniff-test him and award a 3.8. Things get weirder. The rider confesses he'd rather smell natural body odor and farts than cologne like "Davidoff Cool Water." Kareem notices the subway car itself smells like farts. The episode took a different direction than intended.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? I think that all ride share apps should have a smell rating. Can they rate you?
Yes, it's a 2. 100% agree. It's been a stinky summer. I have been in multiple Ubers. Stinky summer, literally reeks. And they child lock the windows. This will fix it. This will save stinky summer. What do you think your rating would be? A five out of five.
You really think so? Do you want to sniff? I give it a 3.8. Slander, slander, slander.
Is the smell that you are mad about, is it perfume and cologne or is it farts and sweat? It's like straight up B.O. I don't mind the B.O. That's a hot take. I would rather have the car smell like farts, natural farts, than like the, the, the like David off cool water. When we walked in here, he said it smelled like farts. It does smell like farts. It wasn't me though. But I like the smell of farts.
Do you like the smell of farts? No. You're looking at me like you really don't like this. You don't like this episode. I mean it took a different direction than I intended.