We should throw-all chiropractors in prison
Summary
A straphanger delivers a fiery indictment of chiropractic medicine, insisting every chiropractor belongs behind bars. His reasoning? They're "fake doctors" peddling "modern day leech therapy." Kareem pushes back, but the rider doubles down with a personal story about a chiropractor who diagnosed him with "fed up vibes" using a chakra chart instead of addressing his actual back pain. The conversation spirals into absurdist territory when they agree that smoking crack is probably better than seeing a chiropractor. The logic is airtight: "Have you ever seen a person smoke crack and complain about their back?" The rider's current treatment plan? A couple sit-ups every once in a while.
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So what's your take? We should throw all chiropractors in prison? Throw all chiropractors in prison? 100% disagree. Why? It's fake doctors. They're doing some [ __ ]. They're frauders, tricksters. It's modern day leech therapy.
Basically leech therapy works? No, no, no. That's some [ __ ]. It cured the plague.
Nah, that's a bull? I don't believe that. Chiropractors out here cracking dude's backs, lying to them. They're lying to them. I went to a chiropractor, bro. This guy had a chakra chart and he told me my vibes is fued up. That is not met sence.
He told you your vibes are fed up and he was going to align the vibes back into place? No, no, no. I don't need my vibes aligned. I need to figure out what's going on with my back. Tell me my core strength is weak. Give me real advice.
So you didn't let him align your vibes? I let my back stayed up. Really? Yes.
What are you doing to get it fixed, bro? I'm just doing a couple sit-ups every once in a while.
Yeah, two is better than a chiropractor honestly. You better off doing fentel, fenel, fentel. Bring back smoking crack. Like, you don't need to see a chiropractor. You think smoking crack is better than going to the chiropractor for your back? Exactly.
Have you ever seen a person smoke crack and complain about their back? No, you're right.
Exactly. I think you're right.