I don't think it's fair that I've never been invited to a bachelor party. Feat Austin Butler
Summary
Austin Butler has never been invited to a bachelor party, and he's not happy about it. Kareem agrees it's unfair. The guest seems fun enough, sporting sunglasses on the subway like "the cool neighbor who lives in the van" from '90s TV. A reformed bully, maybe. The conversation spirals into planning a joint bachelor party in Ireland, complete with a guest list featuring two Adams, one Sean, and friends named Brown and White. They're not talking about racism, Butler insists. Just actual names. By the end, they're debating whether a shared bachelor party would be too romantic and whether they'd serve as each other's best man.
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So, what's your take? I don't think it's fair that I've never been invited to a bachelor party.
100% agree. I think that's a damn shame.
It seems like such a fun time. It is a fun—I've, I've been to many.
You look like a guy who've been invited.
You think I look fun.
You look really fun. You wear your sunglasses on the subway.
So cool.
Why do you think you've never been invited to a bachelor party? You seem like a fun guy. I like to think I'm a fun guy.
You look like a classic fun guy in the sense that in the '90s on television there would be like the cool neighbor who lives in the van. Yeah. I'm the guy who lives in a van.
Yeah. Not a bully, but like maybe used to be a bully.
Yeah. Yeah. A reformed bully who now lives in a van.
Were you ever a bully? No. No. No. No. I, I always like to protect the kids that were bullied.
Every once in a while I would get bullied.
Yeah. 'Cause I was ESL.
Until what age? I don't know. Like five, six.
Where'd you grow up? Uh, Minnesota.
Minnesota? Really? How long were you in Minnesota before you moved to New York? This is my interview, bro. You like—you're flipping it on me. I'm not telling you anything. You want to get close to me. I know what you're trying to do. You want to get close to me. Yeah, butter you up.
Become the best man at my wedding.
Exactly. This is what I'm going for. I'm going to have a bachelor party.
What do you think we're going to do? We're going to go to Ireland.
I've never been to Ireland. Me neither. Where do you want to go on your bachelor party?
We could do a joint thing. This sounds really fun. I like this whole European pub crawling.
You want to do a joint one? I don't know. That's probably too romantic.
Well, it wouldn't just be me and you.
Oh, we'd have other friends.
Yeah, I'd bring mine. You'd bring yours.
Okay.
Who would you invite? I'd invite my friend Adam, Sean.
I have an Adam too.
Okay. We got two Adams.
I don't have a Sean. One Sean.
One Shawn. My friend Brown. I'll invite White.
Okay. We'll have a Brown, a White.
Great.
Are we talking about racism? No, no, no, no. It's actual names.
Would you be my best man?