Eli Brown — There is Only One Way to Hang Your Toilet Paper…i Strongly Disagree
Summary
Eli Brown has strong opinions about toilet paper orientation, and he's willing to act on them. He insists there's only "one and one way only" to hang it: over the front, never behind. Brown doesn't just preach this philosophy. He practices it. Every time he encounters a backwards roll, he flips it. To him, hanging toilet paper the wrong way points to "a lack of common sense and common decency," comparable to wearing shoes on the wrong foot. Kareem disagrees entirely, leading to a bathroom etiquette standoff that ends with Brown dropping the mic on his adamant pro-front-hanging stance.
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So what's your take in the case of hanging your toilet paper? There is one and one way only to do so. One way to hang your toilet paper. Way to hang the toilet paper, man. With the back flap? It's no. It's got to be hanging over the front. 100%.
Disagree. You think the toilet paper has to hang over the front? It's easy access. You want to be sitting there with your jeans around your cankles reaching up the shaft trying to find the end of the roll.
Where do you hang your toilet paper? On the other side of the bathroom? No. On the on the thing. But it has to hang over the front. So you just you pull it down.
So if you see a roll that's hanging backwards, do you flip it? Yes. 100%. Every time. Flip every time. I think it points to a lack of common sense and common decency. I think it's I think it's like wearing your shoes on the on the wrong foot.
It's not like that at all. I feel like there's there's no case to be made on there is no case to be made. This is a standstill.
Yes, I'm out. Keep flipping your toilet paper how you want to flip it. Mic drop. It's all I got.