America Loves Dogs Too Much
Summary
A straphanger declares that "America loves dogs too much," pointing to people who buy health insurance for their pets but not their kids. Dogs don't belong in restaurants or on trains. Then things take a wild turn. He pitches an outrageous hypothetical: if someone shot up kennels full of puppies instead of schools, white women across America would mobilize to ban AR-15s immediately. Kareem tries to shut it down. The rider clarifies he doesn't like dogs, but his point stands: one kennel tragedy would end gun violence forever. It's provocative logic stretched to its breaking point.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? America loves dogs too much. 100% agree. Dogs should not be in restaurants. Dogs should not be on a train, bro. I know people that have health insurance for their dog and they don't have health insurance for their kids. That's crazy, bro. And look, I'm going to extrapolate on that take, bro. This might be, this might be a little, a little spicy hot take, but you know one thing that Americans love—like they love dogs—is guns. Gun, you know what I'm saying? And guns is a problem in America. You, me, 100% agree. You know how you solve that problem? You get some crazy incel to shoot up like five kennels full of beautiful cute puppies, right? And once they, once they show those puppies disabled, bro, all crazy looking, every white woman in America is going to shut it down simultaneously and AR-15s will be banned forever.
No, don't do that. Don't do that. But if it was to happen in theory, theoretically, hypothetically speaking, if it was to happen, if there was one kennel shooting, there would be no more school shootings. I don't like dogs. Get rid of the guns. We're done.