British food is DISGUSTING. 🤢
Summary
A stranger tears into British cuisine with zero mercy, declaring "the beans are white, the bacon is white, the toast is white" and calling it all "pale and disgusting." They tell Kareem the only worthwhile food in London comes from Pakistani and Indian restaurants. Fish and chips? Nonsense. "The chips is for burgers." The UK isn't a salad country either, apparently. The produce is so bad this person once flew groceries back from the US on an Aer Lingus flight. Their one exception: British desserts. And they love Brat, though even there they skip most of the menu. It's a brutal takedown.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? British food is disgusting, 100% agree. Especially white British food—the beans are white, the bacon is white, the toast is white. It's all white and pale and disgusting. If you want any good food in London, having been here for one day, it's got to be Pakistani, Indian. It's got to be, not white. Totally. Although I did have a really wonderful fried egg English breakfast.
EG, why is it called an English breakfast? Why is it English? What's your favorite British food? Dessert is the only good thing in British culture. Like, fish and chips is so... Fish and chips is like, why do you want to with fish? The chips is for burgers. And you go to a fancy, uh, like stuff, it's even more disgusting.
What's your favorite restaurant in London? I go Brat. It's a restaurant, Brat.
Oh, Brat. Brat, like Charlie? Yeah. And I just eat in Brad and I get, uh, because such bad salads in the UK. It's not a salad country. The worst produce, genetically modified organism. I went to the US and I bought groceries from the US once and you brought them to London. I took an Aer Lingus back to London on the day of my flight.
You brought an Aer Lingus? I did.