The point of everything is to get laid. Feat Annie Hamilton
Summary
Annie Hamilton walks onto the train with a take that surprises no one: "The point of everything is to get laid." She's wearing a peasant top, which she insists looks nice, though she admits she probably wore it to get laid. She's flown halfway across the world for it, gotten all the hair off her body, then gotten hair back on. Things spiral from there. Hamilton confesses she hasn't been laid in a god long time and has never come with anyone in her life. Her other takes get progressively wilder: 21-year-old girls with the same stamina as 21-year-old boys would make the world "more violent and diabolical," every man having the same size penis would bring world peace, and you shouldn't be in a relationship with the person you have the best sex with. Kareem gets stressed out for the first time ever on the show, his heart actually racing, while Hamilton worries she's demonstrating "how exactly not to get laid.
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So, what's your take? The point of everything is to get laid. 100% agree.
For some reason, I thought that this was a controversial thing that I could say. I'm the only one agreeing. Okay. So, like I wear a peasant top to do the subway takes.
Why' you wear a peasant top? Why did I do the subway takes? I don't know. It's probably to get laid.
To get laid. Literally. Why' I start smoking? To get laid.
To get laid. What lengths have you gone to? To get laid. I've flown halfway across the world. I've gotten all the hair off my body. I've gotten hair on my body. Another point I was going to say about getting laid um is that uh oh, I was going to do a horrible joke that I probably...
Make the joke. Oh, it's so bad.
Make the joke. The best. Okay, maybe we won't tell you that joke. I knew I would fail the subway takes. Okay. Okay.
Let's go back to this peasant top. Yeah, please.
Why did you describe it as a peasant top? It looks nice.
Well, no, cuz isn't this like the the name of the top? Oh, I thought you meant it was a top for peasants.
Let's go back to getting laid. I haven't been laid in a god long time. I think things are about to change.
I don't. I think so. I really fail. I think a lot of people are going to comment on the subway take and say, "I like her energy. She's so sweet. What a cool peasant top." I've done this all wrong.
What do you mean you've done this all wrong? Why are you doubting yourself? Another take that I have. 21-year-old girls. Um, if they came as quickly as 21-year-old boys, this world would be even more violent and diabolical and dastardly than the world currently is. I also made it more of an admission, but I' I don't think I've ever come with anyone in my life, have alone.
But this is like therapy. You're getting trying to get attention to get laid. The other take that I had was that the world would be a more peaceful place if every man had the same size penis.
I think so, too. Most what do you think? What do you think? You shouldn't be in a relationship with the person that you have the best of your life with.
Oh god, I'm stressed out. I'm I I gave you stress. This is the first time I've ever...
This is literally the first time I've ever been stressed out on the show. God. Wait, actually, I'm really my my heart is racing.
Be demonstrating how exactly not to get laid. I think you're gonna get laid after this.
If I am going to get laid after this, I want it to be like really great with someone that I think is uh like check off. Like I want it to be like the best um writer of our generation. Okay, here's another take. We got to get off. We got to get off your butt. Fire it off.